L AAA BBBB Y Y RRRR IIIII NNNN TTTTT H H L A A B B Y Y R R I N N T H H L A A B B Y Y R R I N N T H H L AAAAA BBBB YYYYY RRRR I N N T HHHHH L A A B B Y R R I N N T H H L A A B B Y R R I N N T H H LLLLL A A BBBB Y R R IIIII N N T H H (Closed caption text transcribed by Cruiser One.) / IT'S ONLY FOREVER / / NOT LONG AT ALL / / LOST AND LONELY / / NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU / / FOR WALKING AWAY / / BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH / / NO LOVE INJECTION, NO / / LIFE CAN BE EASY / / IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL / / DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL / / 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL / / BUT DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND / / YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TRUE / / DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND / / A LAND SERENE / / A CRYSTAL MOON / / AH-HAH / / IT'S ONLY FOREVER / / IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL / / LOST AND LONELY / / THAT'S UNDERGROUND / / UNDERGROUND // SARAH: GIVE ME THE CHILD. SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED, SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE SARAH: TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN, SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS, SARAH: AND MY KINGDOM IS AS GREAT. [THUNDER] SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS. SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT. SARAH: DAMN. SARAH: OH, I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT LINE. SARAH: "YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME." [THUNDER] [DOG BARKS] MERLIN: RUFF! SARAH: OH, MERLIN. [CLOCK CHIMES] SARAH: OH, NO, MERLIN! SARAH: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S 7:00! SARAH: COME ON! SARAH: COME ON! / NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU / / FOR WALKING AWAY / / BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH / / NO LOVE INJECTION, NO, NO / / LIFE CAN BE EASY / / IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL / / DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL / / 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL / / HURTS LIKE HELL / / HURTS LIKE HELL / / HURTS LIKE HELL... // SARAH: OH, IT'S NOT FAIR! MOTHER: OH, REALLY! MOTHER: DON'T STAND THERE IN THE RAIN! SARAH: ALL RIGHT. COME ON, MERLIN. MOTHER: NOT THE DOG! SARAH: BUT IT'S POURING! MOTHER: GO ON. INTO THE GARAGE. SARAH: OH! SARAH: GO ON, MERLIN. SARAH: GO INTO THE GARAGE, SARAH: GO! SARAH: UH! MOTHER: SARAH, YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE. SARAH: I SAID I'M SORRY. MOTHER: YOUR FATHER AND I GO OUT VERY RARELY. SARAH: YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND! MOTHER: I ASK YOU TO BABY-SIT MOTHER: ONLY IF IT WON'T INTERFERE WITH YOUR PLANS. SARAH: YOU DON'T EVEN ASK WHAT MY PLANS ARE. MOTHER: I ASSUME YOU'D TELL ME IF YOU HAD A DATE. MOTHER: YOU SHOULD HAVE DATES AT YOUR AGE. FATHER: WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU. SARAH: I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! MOTHER: SHE TREATS ME LIKE A WICKED STEPMOTHER. FATHER: I'LL TALK TO HER. [BABY CRIES] [MUSIC BOX PLAYING] SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD... SARAH: AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED... SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE TO THE CASTLE SARAH: BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY... SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN. [KNOCK ON DOOR] FATHER: SARAH? FATHER: COULD I TALK TO YOU? SARAH: THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT! SARAH: YOU BETTER HURRY. YOU'LL BE LATE. FATHER: WE'VE FED TOBY AND PUT HIM TO BED. FATHER: WE'LL BE BACK AROUND MIDNIGHT. SARAH: YOU REALLY WANTED TO TALK TO ME, DIDN'T YOU? SARAH: PRACTICALLY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR! SARAH: LANCELOT! SARAH: SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN MY ROOM AGAIN! SARAH: I HATE THAT! SARAH: I HATE IT! [BABY CRIES] SARAH: I HATE YOU! SARAH: I HATE YOU! SARAH: SOMEONE SAVE ME. SARAH: SOMEONE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS AWFUL PLACE! [THUNDER] TOBY: WAA! SARAH: WHAT DO YOU WANT? SARAH: DO YOU WANT A STORY? SARAH: HUH? SARAH: OK. SARAH: ONCE UPON A TIME, SARAH: THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL SARAH: WHOSE STEPMOTHER ALWAYS MADE HER STAY HOME WITH THE BABY. SARAH: THE BABY WAS A SPOILED CHILD. SARAH: HE WANTED EVERYTHING FOR HIMSELF, SARAH: AND THE GIRL WAS PRACTICALLY A SLAVE. SARAH: BUT WHAT NO ONE KNEW SARAH: WAS THAT THE GOBLIN KING FELL IN LOVE WITH HER SARAH: AND GAVE HER CERTAIN POWERS. SARAH: SO ONE NIGHT, SARAH: WHEN THE BABY HAD BEEN PARTICULARLY CRUEL TO HER, SARAH: SHE ASKED THE GOBLINS FOR HELP. [SNORING] GOBLIN: LISTEN! SARAH: "SAY YOUR RIGHT WORDS," THE GOBLINS SAID, SARAH: "AND WE'LL TAKE THE BABY TO THE GOBLIN CITY, SARAH: AND YOU WILL BE FREE." GOBLINS: AH! SARAH: BUT THE GIRL KNEW THE KING OF THE GOBLINS SARAH: WOULD KEEP THE BABY IN HIS CASTLE FOREVER AND EVER SARAH: AND TURN IT INTO A GOBLIN, SARAH: SO SHE SUFFERED IN SILENCE SARAH: UNTIL ONE NIGHT SARAH: WHEN SHE WAS TIRED FROM DOING HOUSEWORK SARAH: AND HURT BY THE HARSH WORDS OF HER STEPMOTHER SARAH: AND SHE COULD NO LONGER STAND IT. TOBY: WAA! SARAH: OH, ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! SARAH: KNOCK IT OFF. SARAH: COME ON. SARAH: STOP IT! STOP IT! SARAH: I'LL SAY THE WORDS, SARAH: NO, I MUSTN'T. SARAH: I MUSTN'T SAY... GOBLINS: UH! SARAH: I WISH... SARAH: I WISH! GOBLIN: SHE'S GOING TO SAY IT! GOBLIN: SAY WHAT? GOBLIN: SHUT UP! GOBLIN: \YOU\ SHUT UP! GOBLIN: LISTEN! SHE'S GOING TO SAY THE WORDS. SARAH: I CAN BEAR IT NO LONGER! SARAH: GOBLIN KING! GOBLIN KING! SARAH: WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, SARAH: TAKE THIS CHILD OF MINE FAR AWAY FROM ME! GOBLIN: THAT'S NOT IT! GOBLIN: WHERE'D SHE LEARN THAT RUBBISH? GOBLIN: IT DOESN'T EVEN START WITH "I WISH"! SARAH: OH, TOBY, STOP IT! SARAH: I WISH I DID KNOW WHAT TO SAY SARAH: TO MAKE THE GOBLINS TAKE YOU AWAY. GOBLIN: "I WISH THE GOBLINS WOULD COME TAKE YOU AWAY RIGHT NOW!" SARAH: I WISH... SARAH: I WISH... GOBLIN: DID SHE SAY IT? GOBLINS: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! TOBY: WAA! TOBY: WAA! TOBY: WAA! TOBY: WAA! SARAH: I WISH THE GOBLINS \WOULD\ COME TAKE YOU AWAY... SARAH: RIGHT NOW. [CRYING STOPS] SARAH: TOBY? SARAH: TOBY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? SARAH: WHY AREN'T YOU CRYING? GOBLIN: HEE HEE HA! SARAH: UH! GOBLIN: HO HEE HA! SARAH: UH! SARAH: UH! GOBLIN: HA HA HA! GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE! GOBLIN: HEE HA! GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE! GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE! SARAH: UH! SARAH: UH! SARAH: UH! SARAH: YOU'RE HIM, AREN'T YOU? SARAH: YOU'RE THE GOBLIN KING. SARAH: I WANT MY BROTHER BACK, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME. JARETH: WHAT'S SAID IT SAID. SARAH: I DIDN'T MEAN IT. JARETH: OH, YOU DIDN'T? SARAH: PLEASE, WHERE IS HE? JARETH: YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHERE HE IS. SARAH: PLEASE BRING HIM BACK. SARAH: PLEASE. JARETH: SARAH... JARETH: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM. JARETH: PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS AND YOUR COSTUMES. JARETH: FORGET ABOUT THE BABY. SARAH: I CAN'T. JARETH: I'VE BROUGHT YOU A GIFT. SARAH: WHAT IS IT? JARETH: IT'S A CRYSTAL, JARETH: NOTHING MORE, JARETH: BUT IF YOU TURN IT THIS WAY AND LOOK INTO IT, JARETH: IT WILL SHOW YOU YOUR DREAMS. JARETH: BUT THIS ISN'T A GIFT FOR AN ORDINARY GIRL JARETH: WHO TAKES CARE OF A SCREAMING BABY. JARETH: DO YOU WANT IT? JARETH: THEN FORGET THE BABY. SARAH: I CAN'T. SARAH: I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE OFFERING, SARAH: BUT I WANT MY BROTHER BACK. SARAH: HE MUST BE SCARED. JARETH: SARAH. JARETH: DON'T DEFY ME. SARAH: AH! SARAH: AH! GOBLIN: ARRGH! GOBLIN: HEE HEE! GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA! JARETH: YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME. SARAH: I NEED MY BROTHER BACK. JARETH: HE'S THERE IN MY CASTLE. JARETH: DO YOU STILL WANT TO LOOK FOR HIM? SARAH: IS THAT THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY? JARETH: TURN BACK, SARAH. JARETH: TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. SARAH: I CAN'T. SARAH: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T? JARETH: WHAT A PITY. SARAH: IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT FAR. JARETH: IT'S FURTHER THAN YOU THINK. JARETH: TIME IS SHORT. JARETH: YOU HAVE 13 HOURS IN WHICH TO SOLVE THE LABYRINTH JARETH: BEFORE YOUR BABY BROTHER BECOMES ONE OF US... JARETH: FOREVER. JARETH: SUCH A PITY. SARAH: THE LABYRINTH. SARAH: IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT HARD. SARAH: WELL... SARAH: COME ON, FEET. [TRICKLING SOUND] HOGGLE: / DA DEE DEE // SARAH: EXCUSE ME? HOGGLE: OH, EXCUSE ME! HOGGLE: OH, IT'S YOU. SARAH: CAN YOU HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH? HOGGLE: HMM! SARAH: OH, HOW SWEET! HOGGLE: 57! SARAH: HOW COULD YOU? HOGGLE: UGH! SARAH: POOR THING. SARAH: YOU MONSTER! SARAH: OW! SARAH: IT BIT ME! HOGGLE: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FAIRIES TO DO? SARAH: I THOUGHT THEY DID NICE THINGS SARAH: LIKE GRANTING WISHES. HOGGLE: SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW, DON'T IT? HOGGLE: 58! SARAH: YOU'RE HORRIBLE! HOGGLE: NO, I AIN'T. I'M HOGGLE. HOGGLE: WHO ARE YOU? SARAH: SARAH. HOGGLE: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. HOGGLE: 59! SARAH: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE DOOR TO THE LABYRINTH IS? HOGGLE: MAYBE. SARAH: WELL, WHERE IS IT? HOGGLE: OH, YOU LITTLE... HOGGLE: 60! SARAH: I SAID WHERE IS IT? HOGGLE: WHERE IS WHAT? SARAH: THE DOOR! HOGGLE: WHAT DOOR? SARAH: IT'S HOPELESS. HOGGLE: NOT IF YOU ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS. SARAH: HOW DO I GET INTO THE LABYRINTH? HOGGLE: AH! HOGGLE: NOW, \THAT'S\ MORE LIKE IT. HOGGLE: YOU GETS IN THERE. HOGGLE: YOU REALLY GOING IN THERE, ARE YOU? SARAH: YES. SARAH: I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO. HOGGLE: COZY, ISN'T IT? HOGGLE: HO HA HA! HOGGLE: HA HA HA HA! HOGGLE: NOW, WOULD YOU GO LEFT OR RIGHT? SARAH: THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME. HOGGLE: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET VERY FAR. SARAH: HOW WOULD YOU GO? HOGGLE: ME? I WOULDN'T GO EITHER WAY. SARAH: IF THAT'S ALL YOU'LL SAY, YOU CAN LEAVE. HOGGLE: YOU KNOW YOUR PROBLEM? HOGGLE: YOU TAKE TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED. HOGGLE: TAKE THIS LABYRINTH. HOGGLE: EVEN IF YOU REACH THE CENTER, HOGGLE: YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT AGAIN. SARAH: THAT'S YOUR OPINION. HOGGLE: IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS. SARAH: THANKS FOR NOTHING, HOGWART. HOGGLE: OH! HOGGLE: IT'S HOGGLE! HOGGLE: AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. HOGGLE: YEAH! [SLAM] LICHEN: OH! OH! LICHEN: WHO'S SHE? SARAH: WHAT DO THEY MEAN, "LABYRINTH"? SARAH: THERE AREN'T ANY TURNS OR CORNERS OR ANYTHING. SARAH: THIS JUST GOES ON AND ON. SARAH: MAYBE IT DOESN'T. SARAH: MAYBE I'M JUST TAKING IT FOR GRANTED THAT IT DOES. SARAH: OH! SARAH: AH! SARAH: AAH! SARAH: UH! SARAH: OH. WORM: 'ALLO. SARAH: DID YOU SAY HELLO? WORM: NO, I SAID 'ALLO, BUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. SARAH: YOU'RE A WORM, AREN'T YOU? WORM: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH? WORM: NO. I'M JUST A WORM. SARAH: OH. WORM: COME AND MEET THE MISSUS. SARAH: NO, THANK YOU, SARAH: BUT I HAVE TO SOLVE THIS LABYRINTH. SARAH: THERE AREN'T ANY TURNS OR OPENINGS. SARAH: IT JUST GOES ON AND ON! WORM: IT'S FULL OF OPENINGS. WORM: JUST YOU AIN'T SEEIN' THEM. SARAH: WHERE ARE THEY? WORM: THERE'S ONE RIGHT ON FRONT OF YOU. SARAH: NO, THERE ISN'T. WORM: COME INSIDE AND HAVE SOME TEA. SARAH: BUT THERE ISN'T AN OPENING. WORM: OF COURSE THERE IS. WORM: TRY WALKIN' THROUGH IT. WORM: YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN. SARAH: WHAT? WORM: GO ON, THEN. SARAH: THAT'S JUST WALL. THERE'S NO WAY THROUGH. WORM: THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM, WORM: SO YOU CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED. SARAH: HEY! WORM: HEY! HANG ON! SARAH: THANK YOU. THAT WAS INCREDIBLY HELPFUL. WORM: BUT DON'T GO THAT WAY! SARAH: WHAT WAS THAT? WORM: DON'T GO THAT WAY. WORM: NEVER GO \THAT\ WAY. SARAH: OH. SARAH: THANKS. WORM: IF SHE HAD KEPT ON GOING DOWN THAT WAY, WORM: SHE'D HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO THAT CASTLE. [BABY CRYING] SARAH: TOBY. SARAH: I'M COMING, TOBY. [BABY CRYING] TOBY: WAAA! GOBLIN: GET OFF ME! GOBLIN: GET OUT OF THE WAY! GOBLIN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? GOBLIN: WALK, WALK, WALK! GOBLIN: WHAT'S THE MATTER? [BLOWS] GOBLINS: HA HA HA! GOBLINS: HA HA HA! GOBLINS: HA HA HA! JARETH: / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE / GOBLIN: / WHAT BABE? / JARETH: / THE BABE WITH THE POWER / GOBLIN: / WHAT POWER? / JARETH: / THE POWER OF VOODOO / GOBLIN: / WHO DO? / JARETH: / YOU DO / GOBLIN: / DO WHAT? / JARETH: / REMIND ME OF THE BABE. / GOBLINS: HA HA HA! JARETH: QUIET! JARETH: / A GOBLIN BABE / JARETH: HA HA HA HA! JARETH: HA HA HA HA! JARETH: WELL? GOBLINS: HA HA HA HA! GOBLINS: HA HA HA HA! JARETH: / I SAW MY BABY / JARETH: / CRYING HARD AS BABE COULD CRY / JARETH: / WHAT COULD I DO? / JARETH: / MY BABY'S LOVE HAD GONE / JARETH: / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE / JARETH: / NOBODY KNEW / JARETH: / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE / GOBLIN: / SLIME AND SNAILS / GOBLIN: / OR PUPPY DOG'S TAILS / GOBLIN: / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING / JARETH: / AND BABY SAID / TOBY: GA GA. JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME / GOBLIN: EEEYOO! JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP / JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP / JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP / JARETH: / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME / GOBLINS: / SLAP THAT BABY / GOBLIN: / MAKE HIM FREE! / GOBLIN: HEY, WHAT GOES ON GOBLIN: PASTA VAZOO? GOBLIN: IS A-WRITING ON THE FRAGGING WALK-WALK! GOBLIN: YOUR MOTHER IS A FRAGGIN' AARDVARK! JARETH: IN 9 HOURS AND 23 MINUTES, JARETH: YOU'LL BE MINE. GOBLINS: HA HA HA! JARETH: / I SAW MY BABY / JARETH: / TRYING HARD AS BABE COULD TRY / JARETH: / WHAT COULD I DO? / JARETH: / MY BABY'S FUN HAD GONE / JARETH: / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE / JARETH: / NOBODY KNEW / JARETH: / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE / GOBLIN: / SLIME AND SNAILS / GOBLIN: / PUPPY DOG'S TAILS / GOBLIN: / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING / JARETH: / THEN BABY SAID / TOBY: YEEAH. JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME / GOBLIN: HEEEHAA! BLUUUUUU! JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP / JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP / JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP / JARETH: / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME / GOBLINS: / SLAP THAT BABY / GOBLINS: / MAKE HIM FREE! / JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE / JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP / JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP / JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP / JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME // GOBLIN: YOU GOT IT? GOBLIN: I GOT IT. GOBLIN: GOOD. GOBLIN: SHH! SARAH: OH, NO. SARAH: SOMEONE HAS BEEN CHANGING MY MARKS. SARAH: WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE! IT'S NOT FAIR! JIM: THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT FAIR. GUARDS: HA HA HA HA! JIM: THAT'S ONLY HALF OF IT. SARAH: THIS WAS A DEAD END A MINUTE AGO. TIM: NO, THAT'S THE DEAD END BEHIND YOU. GUARDS: HA HA HA! HA HA HA! SARAH: IT KEEPS CHANGING! SARAH: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? JIM: TRY ONE OF THESE DOORS. TIM: ONE OF THEM LEADS TO THE CASTLE, TIM: AND THE OTHER ONE LEADS TO-- RALPH: BA BA BA BUM! TIM: CERTAIN DEATH! GUARDS: OOH! OOH! SARAH: WHICH ONE IS WHICH? JIM: WE CAN'T TELL YOU. SARAH: WHY NOT? JIM: UH... I, UH... JIM: WE DON'T KNOW. TIM: BUT THEY DO. SARAH: OH. THEN I'LL ASK THEM. ALPH: UH... ALPH: YOU CAN ONLY ASK ONE OF US. RALPH: IT'S IN THE RULES. RALPH: ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH, RALPH: AND ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES. RALPH: HE ALWAYS LIES. ALPH: I DO NOT! I TELL THE TRUTH! RALPH: OH, WHAT A LIE! TIM: HA HA HA! ALPH: HE'S THE LIAR! SARAH: ALL RIGHT. ANSWER YES OR NO. SARAH: WOULD HE TELL ME SARAH: THAT THIS DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE? ALPH: UH... ALPH: WHAT DO YOU THINK? ALPH: REALLY? ALPH: YES. SARAH: THEN THE OTHER DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE, SARAH: AND THIS DOOR LEADS TO CERTAIN DEATH. ALPH: HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH. SARAH: BUT THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE, SARAH: SO IF YOU SAID HE SAID YES, SARAH: THE ANSWER IS NO. ALPH: I COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH. SARAH: THEN HE'D BE LYING. SARAH: THE ANSWER WOULD STILL BE NO. ALPH: IS THAT RIGHT? RALPH: I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT. SARAH: NO, IT'S RIGHT. I'VE FIGURED IT OUT. SARAH: I COULDN'T DO IT BEFORE. SARAH: I THINK I'M GETTING SMARTER. SARAH: IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE! SARAH: AAH! SARAH: YUCK! SARAH: HELP! SARAH: STOP IT! SARAH: HELP! HANDS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HELP"? HANDS: WE \ARE\ HELPING. HANDS: WE'RE HELPING HANDS. SARAH: YOU'RE HURTING. HANDS: WOULD YOU LIKE US TO LET GO? SARAH: NO! HANDS: WELL, THEN, COME ON. HANDS: WHICH WAY? SARAH: WHICH WAY? HANDS: UP OR DOWN? SARAH: OH. HANDS: WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY! HANDS: WELL, IT'S A BIG DECISION. HANDS: WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT TO GO, HMM? HANDS: YES, WHICH WAY? SARAH: WELL, SINCE I'M POINTED THAT WAY, SARAH: I GUESS I'LL GO DOWN. HANDS: SHE CHOSE DOWN. HANDS: SHE CHOSE DOWN? SARAH: WAS THAT WRONG? HANDS: TOO LATE NOW. HA HA HA HA! SARAH: AAH! JARETH: SHE'S IN THE OUBLIETTE. GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA! JARETH: SHUT UP! JARETH: SHE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN UP BY NOW. GOBLIN: SHE'LL NEVER GIVE UP. JARETH: THE DWARF WILL LEAD HER BACK JARETH: TO THE BEGINNING. JARETH: SHE'LL GIVE UP WHEN SHE REALIZES JARETH: SHE HAS TO START ALL OVER AGAIN. JARETH: HA HA HA! JARETH: WELL, LAUGH. GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA! GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA! JARETH: HA HA HA! [FOOTSTEPS] SARAH: WHO'S THERE? HOGGLE: ME. HOGGLE: YA HA HA HA... SARAH: OH, IT'S YOU. HOGGLE: OH, YES, WELL... HOGGLE: I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO GET INTO TROUBLE, HOGGLE: SO I'VE COME TO GIVE YOU A HAND. HOGGLE: OH, YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND. HOGGLE: I SUPPOSE YOU'VE NOTICED HOGGLE: THERE AIN'T NO DOORS, HOGGLE: ONLY THE HOLE. HOGGLE: THIS IS AN OUBLIETTE. HOGGLE: LABYRINTH'S FULL OF THEM. SARAH: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. HOGGLE: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOGGLE: WHAT AN OUBLIETTE IS. SARAH: DO YOU? HOGGLE: YES. IT'S A PLACE YOU PUT PEOPLE HOGGLE: TO FORGET ABOUT THEM. HOGGLE: WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO HOGGLE: IS GET OUT OF HERE. HOGGLE: I KNOW A SHORT CUT HOGGLE: OUT OF THE LABYRINTH. SARAH: NO! I'M NOT GIVING UP NOW. SARAH: I'VE COME TOO FAR! SARAH: NO, I'M DOING OK. HOGGLE: OF COURSE YOU ARE. HOGGLE: BUT IT GETS A LOT WORSE HOGGLE: FROM HERE ON IN. SARAH: WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOUT ME? HOGGLE: UH...WHAT? HOGGLE: WELL, I AM, THAT'S ALL. HOGGLE: NICE YOUNG GIRL, HOGGLE: TERRIBLE BLACK OUBLIETTE. SARAH: YOU LIKE JEWELRY, DON'T YOU? HOGGLE: WHY? SARAH: IF YOU HELP ME SOLVE THE LABYRINTH, SARAH: I'LL GIVE YOU THIS. SARAH: YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU? HOGGLE: UH...SO-SO. SARAH: OH. SARAH: OK. HOGGLE: YOU GIVE ME THE BRACELET, HOGGLE: AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOGGLE: THE WAY OUT OF THE LABYRINTH. SARAH: YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY. HOGGLE: WELL, THAT'S WHAT WOULD MAKE IT HOGGLE: A PARITCULARLY NICE GESTURE. SARAH: TAKE ME AS FAR AS YOU CAN, SARAH: AND THEN I'LL DO IT ON MY OWN. HOGGLE: WHAT IS THAT, ANYWAY? SARAH: PLASTIC. HOGGLE: OOHHH. HOGGLE: I DON'T PROMISE NOTHING, HOGGLE: BUT I'LL TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I CAN. HOGGLE: THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, RIGHT? SARAH: RIGHT. HOGGLE: RIGHT. HOGGLE: COR! HOGGLE: PLASTIC. HOGGLE: HERE WE GO. HOGGLE: AH. HOGGLE: DA DUM! HOGGLE: OH! DAMN! HOGGLE: BROOM CLOSET. HOGGLE: WELL, CAN'T BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME. HOGGLE: AH! THIS IS IT. HOGGLE: COME ON, THEN. HOGGLE: OOH. HA HA HA! HOGGLE: AH. AH. HOGGLE: THIS WAY. ROCKFACE: DON'T GO ON. ROCKFACE: GO BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN. ROCKFACE: THIS IS NOT THE WAY. ROCKFACE: TAKE HEED, AND GO NO FURTHER. ROCKFACE: BEWARE! ROCKFACE: BEWARE! ROCKFACE: SOON IT WILL BE TOO LATE. HOGGLE: IGNORE THEM. HOGGLE: THEY'RE JUST FALSE ALARMS. HOGGLE: YOU GET THEM IN THE LABYRINTH, HOGGLE: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK. ROCKFACE: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. HOGGLE: OH, SHUT UP! ROCKFACE: SORRY. JUST DOING MY JOB. ROCKFACE: BEWARE, FOR THE-- HOGGLE: JUST FORGET IT. ROCKFACE: OH, PLEASE, ROCKFACE: I HAVEN'T SAID IT ROCKFACE: FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. HOGGLE: OH, ALL RIGHT. HOGGLE: DON'T EXPECT A BIG REACTION. ROCKFACE: NO, NO, NO. OF COURSE NOT. [CLEARS THROAT] ROCKFACE: FOR THE PATH YOU TAKE ROCKFACE: WILL LEAD TO CERTAIN DESTRUCTION! ROCKFACE: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SARAH: UH-OH. JARETH: AH. JARETH: WHAT HAVE WE HERE? HOGGLE: AH, NOTHING. JARETH: NOTHING? JARETH: NOTHING? JARETH: \NOTHING?\ JARETH: TRA LA LA. HOGGLE: YOUR MAJESTY! WHAT A NICE SURPRISE! JARETH: HELLO, HEDGEWART. SARAH: HOGWART. HOGGLE: HOGGLE. JARETH: HOGGLE, ARE YOU HELPING THIS GIRL? HOGGLE: H-H-HELPING? HOGGLE: IN WHAT SENSE? JARETH: IN THE SENSE OF LEADING HER TOWARDS THE CASTLE. HOGGLE: I WAS TAKING HER BACK TO THE BEGINNING. SARAH: WHAT? HOGGLE: I TOLD HER I WOULD HELP HER. HOGGLE: A LITTLE TRICKERY. BUT ACTUALLY-- JARETH: WHAT IS THAT PLASTIC THING JARETH: ROUND YOUR WRIST? HOGGLE: OH. HOGGLE: OH, THIS! HOGGLE: OH, MY GOODNESS, HOGGLE: WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? JARETH: IF I THOUGHT FOR ONE SECOND JARETH: YOU WERE BETRAYING ME, JARETH: I'D BE FORCED TO SUSPEND YOU HEADFIRST JARETH: IN THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH. HOGGLE: NO, YOUR MAJESTY! HOGGLE: NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH! JARETH: OH, YES, HOGGLE! JARETH: AND YOU, SARAH. JARETH: HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING MY LABYRINTH? SARAH: IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE. HOGGLE: OHH... JARETH: REALLY? JARETH: THEN HOW ABOUT UPPING THE SPAKES? SARAH: THAT'S NOT FAIR! JARETH: YOU SAY THAT SO OFTEN. JARETH: I WONDER WHAT YOUR BASIS FOR COMPARISON IS. JARETH: THE LABYRINTH'S A PIECE OF CAKE? JARETH: LET'S SEE YOU DEAL WITH THIS SLICE. HOGGLE: OH, NO, THE CLEANERS! SARAH: WHAT? HOGGLE: RUN! SARAH: OH! SARAH: YOU OK? SARAH: COME ON. SARAH: FASTER! SARAH: HOGGLE! HOGGLE: OH! THE CLEANERS, THE BOG OF STENCH-- HOGGLE: YOU SURE GOT HIS ATTENTION! HOGGLE: AHH! HOGGLE: THIS IS WHAT WE NEED-- HOGGLE: A LADDER. HOGGLE: FOLLOW ME. SARAH: I CAN'T TRUST YOU. SARAH: YOU WERE TAKING ME BACK TO THE BEGINNING. HOGGLE: I WASN'T. I TOLD HIM THAT HOGGLE: TO THROW HIM OFF THE SCENT. SARAH: HOW CAN I BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY? HOGGLE: LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. HOGGLE: WHAT CHOICE HAVE YOU GOT? SARAH: YOU'RE RIGHT. HOGGLE: SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND MY POSITION. HOGGLE: I'M A COWARD, AND JARETH SCARES ME. SARAH: WHAT KIND OF POSITION IS THAT? HOGGLE: NO POSITION. THAT'S MY POINT. HOGGLE: YOU WOULDN'T BE SE BRAVE HOGGLE: IF YOU'D EVER SMELT HOGGLE: THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH. HOGGLE: IT'S, IT'S, IT'S-- HOGGLE: AAH! YUH. SARAH: IS THAT ALL IT DOES IS SMELL? HOGGLE: BELIEVE ME, THAT'S ENOUGH. HOGGLE: BUT THE WORST THING IS, HOGGLE: IF YOU PUT A FOOT IN THE BOG OF STENCH, HOGGLE: YOU'LL SMELL BAD THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. HOGGLE: IT'LL NEVER WASH OFF. HOGGLE: AHH! HOGGLE: HERE WE ARE, THEN. HOGGLE: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FROM NOW ON. SARAH: WHAT? HOGGLE: THAT'S IT. HOGGLE: I QUIT. SARAH: WAIT A MINUTE. SARAH: HOGGLE! HOGGLE: I SAID I'D TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I COULD. SARAH: YOU LITTLE CHEAT. YOU NASTY CHEAT! HOGGLE: NOW, DON'T TRY TO EMBARRASS ME. HOGGLE: I'VE GOT NO PRIDE. SARAH: OH, YEAH? HOGGLE: BUT THEM'S MY JEWELS! HOGGLE: OH, YOU, GIVE THEM BACK! HOGGLE: GIVE THEM BACK! GIVE THOSE BACK! HOGGLE: OH, GIVE THOSE BACK TO ME! SARAH: NOW. SARAH: THERE'S THE CASTLE. SARAH: WHICH WAY SHOULD WE TRY? HOGGLE: THEM'S MY RIGHTFUL PROPERTY! HOGGLE: IT'S NOT FAIR! SARAH: NO, IT ISN'T. SARAH: BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. WISEMAN: OHH... HOGGLE: HMM? HOGGLE: COR! SARAH: EXCUSE ME, PLEASE, SARAH: BUT CAN YOU HELP ME? WISEMAN: OH! A YOUNG GIRL! HAT: WHOO WHOO WHOO! WISEMAN: AND WHO IS THIS? SARAH: MY FRIEND. WISEMAN: OH. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? SARAH: I MUST GET TO THE CASTLE SARAH: AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH. SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY? WISEMAN: AH. HAT: AH. WISEMAN: EH? HAT: EH? WISEMAN: OH, YES. HUH. WISEMAN: YOU WANT TO GET TO THE CASTLE? HAT: HOW'S THAT FOR BRAINPOWER, HUH? WISEMAN: BE QUIET! HAT: AW, NUTS. WISEMAN: SO, YOUNG WOMAN, WISEMAN: THE WAY FORWARD IS SOMETIMES THE WAY BACK. HAT: AYE! HAT: WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CRAP! WISEMAN: WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET! HAT: ALL RIGHT. WISEMAN: OK? HAT: OK. WISEMAN: ALL RIGHT. HAT: ALL RIGHT. SORRY. WISEMAN: FINISHED? HAT: YES. WISEMAN: QUITE OFTEN, YOUNG LADY, WISEMAN: IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE, WISEMAN: WHEN, IN FACT... HAT: WE ARE. WISEMAN: WE ARE. SARAH: I'M NOT GETTING ANYWHERE SARAH: AT THE MOMENT. HAT: HA! JOIN THE CLUB! [SNORE] HAT: I, UH, I THINK THAT'S YOUR LOT. HAT: PLEASE LEAVE A CONTRIBUTION IN THE LITTLE BOX. HOGGLE: DON'T YOU DARE! THEM'S MINE. HOGGLE: COR. SARAH: WELL... SARAH: I GUESS I CAN SPARE THIS. HAT: \GRACIAS, SENORITA.\ HOGGLE: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM THAT. HOGGLE: HE DIDN'T TELL YOU NOTHING. HAT: WELL, WELL, THEN. HAT: THERE GO A COUPLE OF SUCKERS. [SNORE] HAT: AH! IT'S SO STIMULATING BEING YOUR HAT. HOGGLE: WHY DID YOU SAY I WAS YOUR FRIEND? SARAH: BECAUSE YOU ARE. SARAH: YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A FRIEND. SARAH: BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I'VE GOT. HOGGLE: COR! HUH! SARAH: DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING? HOGGLE: OH. SARAH: NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. HOGGLE: FRIEND. HUH! I LIKE THAT. HOGGLE: I AIN'T NEVER BEEN NO ONE'S FRIEND BEFORE. LUDO: YEEIAAHH! HOGGLE: OH! GOOD-BYE! SARAH: WAIT A MINUTE! SARAH: ARE YOU MY FRIEND OR NOT? HOGGLE: NO! HOGGLE AIN'T NO ONE'S FRIEND. HOGGLE: HE LOOKS AFTER HIMSELF, LIKE EVERYONE. HOGGLE: HOGGLE IS HOGGLE'S FRIEND. SARAH: HOGGLE! SARAH: YOU COWARD! LUDO: AAARGHH! SARAH: WELL, I'M NOT AFRAID. SARAH: THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM SARAH: IN THIS PLACE. LUDO: GRRR! LUDO: YARGGH! GOBLIN: TRY THIS FOR SIZE, YOU BIG YETI! GOBLIN: WE GOT YOU NOW, FUZZBALL! GOBLIN: HA HA HA! LUDO: GRRR! LUDO: RRAGHH! GOBLINS: HEEHOO YAH! GOBLIN: NIPPY, NIPPY, NIP, NIP! LUDO: GRRR! [CHOMP!] SARAH: IF I ONLY HAD SOMETHING TO THROW... LUDO: EEOOWW! GOBLINS: HA HA HA! GOBLIN: BITE HIM ON THE TERIYAKI! GOBLIN: SAKI TO HIM! SAKI TO HIM! GOBLINS: HA HA HA! [CLANK!] GOBLIN: OH! WHAT HAPPENED? GOBLIN: WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS? GOBLIN: I CAN'T SEE. GOBLIN: AAH! GOBLIN: HEY, WHY'D YOU BITE ME? GOBLIN: WHO BITE WHO? GOBLIN: WHY'D YOU BITE ME? GOBLIN: I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE! [CLANK!] GOBLIN: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! GOBLIN: RETREAT! GOBLIN: ALL RIGHT, WHO BIT ME? GOBLIN: OH, MY ACHING SUSHI! GOBLIN: YII! LUDO: YARRGH! LUDO: YARRGH! YARRGH! SARAH: NOW, STOP THAT. LUDO: YARRGH. LUDO: HMM? SARAH: THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT SOMEONE WHO'S HELPING YOU. LUDO: Hhrrr... SARAH: DON'T YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU DOWN? LUDO: LUDO... LUDO: DOWN. SARAH: LUDO? SARAH: IS THAT YOUR NAME? LUDO: LUDO. SARAH: OH, YOU SEEM LIKE SUCH A NICE BEAST. SARAH: WELL, I CERTANTLY HOPE SARAH: YOU ARE WHAT YOU SEEM TO BE. LUDO: AH. AH! SARAH: JUST HANG ON. I'LL GET YOU DOWN. SARAH: JUST A SECOND. SARAH: UH! SARAH: OH, I'M SORRY! SARAH: OH! SARAH: LUDO, ARE YOU HURT? LUDO: OH. OH... LUDO: AH. LUDO: AH. LUDO: HUH. LUDO: OH. LUDO: FRIEND? SARAH: THAT'S RIGHT, LUDO. SARAH: I'M SARAH. LUDO: HHRRH. LUDO: SARAH. LUDO: AH! LUDO: OOH. SARAH: OH, HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. SARAH: YOU OK? LUDO: AH. WHUAH! LUDO: HUH. HUH. LUDO: SARAH. LUDO: SARAH FRIEND. YEAH! SARAH: NOW, WAIT. JUST A SECOND. SARAH: I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING, LUDO. LUDO: HUH? WHAT? SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO THE CASTLE SARAH: AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH? LUDO: HMM. LUDO: AH...UH! LUDO: NO. SARAH: YOU DON'T KNOW, EITHER? SARAH: I WONDER IF ANYONE KNOWS SARAH: HOW TO GET THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH. HOGGLE: GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH? HOGGLE: GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH? HOGGLE: ONE THING'S FOR SURE, HOGGLE: SHE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH. HOGGLE: AH. COR. SARAH: HEY. LUDO: HMM? SARAH: WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? LUDO: HMM? SARAH: WHAT DO YOU THINK, LUDO? SARAH: WHICH SHOULD WE CHOOSE SARAH: OUT OF THESE TWO UGLY CHARACTERS? LUDO: MMM... KNOCKER1: IT'S VERY RUDE TO STARE! SARAH: OH! SARAH: I WAS JUST WONDERING WHICH DOOR TO CHOOSE. KNOCKER2: HS DF ASA PST. KNOCKER1: DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL! KNOCKER2: I'M NT TLKG WTH MY MTH FLL! SARAH: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. KNOCKER1: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? KNOCKER2: AH! KNOCKER2: OH! OH! KNOCKER2: IT IS SO GOOD TO GET THAT THING OUT! SARAH: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? KNOCKER2: IT'S NO GOOD TALKING TO HIM. KNOCKER2: HE'S DEAF AS A POST. KNOCKER1: MUMBLE, MUMBLE. YOU'RE A WONDERFUL CONVERSATIONAL COMPANION. KNOCKER2: ALL YOU DO IS MOAN. KNOCKER1: NO GOOD. CAN'T HEAR YOU. SARAH: WHERE DO THESE DOORS LEAD? KNOCKER1: WHAT? KNOCKER2: SEARCH ME. WE'RE JUST THE KNOCKERS. SARAH: OH. LUDO: RRR. SARAH: HOW DO I GET THROUGH? KNOCKER1: HUH? KNOCKER2: KNOCK, AND THE DOOR WILL OPEN. SARAH: OH. LUDO: HUH? SARAH: LUDO. LUDO: HUH. LUDO: HUH. LUDO: AH! KNOCKER2: I DON'T WANT THAT BACK IN MY MOUTH. SARAH: I WANT TO KNOCK. KNOCKER1: DOESN'T WANT HIS RING BACK IN HIS HOUTH, EH? KNOCKER1: CAN'T SAY I BLAME HIM. KNOCKER2: UMPH! KNOCKER2: MMM! MMM! KNOCKER2: MHHH! KNOCKER2: MMMHHH... KNOCKER2: AH! LUDO: YES! [MUMBLING] SARAH: SORRY. KNOCKER2: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M USED TO IT. SARAH: COME ON, LUDO. [DOOR CLOSES] LUDO: HUH? LUDO: OHHH. GOBLIN: YOU SEE, GOBLIN: GET THE BALL IN THE... GOBLIN: DA DA DA. [BURP!] JARETH: YOU'RE WELCOME. [BABY CRYING] JARETH: HE'S A LIVELY LITTLE CHAP. JARETH: I THINK I'LL CALL HIM JARETH. JARETH: HE'S GOT MY EYES. GOBLINS: HA HA HA! HA HA HA! LUDO: OHH... LUDO: LUDO SCARED. SARAH: OH, GIVE ME YOUR HAND. SARAH: COME ON. SARAH: IMAGINE A BIG THING LIKE YOU SARAH: BEING SCARED. LUDO: YEAH. SARAH: SEE, LUDO, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. LUDO: OH! SARAH: LUDO? SARAH: LUDO? SARAH: LUDO? SARAH: LUDO, WHERE ARE YOU? SARAH: LUDO! HOGGLE: BLAH! SARAH: HOGGLE, HELP! HOGGLE: I'M COMING, SARAH. JARETH: WELL, JARETH: IF IT ISN'T YOU. JARETH: AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HOGGLE: UH, WELL, THE LITTLE LADY GAVE ME THE SLIP, HOGGLE: BUT I HEARS HER NOW, HOGGLE: SO I WAS ABOUT TO LEAD HER HOGGLE: BACK TO THE BEGINNING LIKE YOU TOLD ME. JARETH: I SEE. FOR ONE MOMENT, JARETH: I THOUGHT YOU WERE RUNNING TO HELP HER. JARETH: BUT, UH, NO, JARETH: NOT AFTER MY WARNINGS. JARETH: THAT WOULD BE STUPID. HOGGLE: YOU BET IT WOULD! HOGGLE: ME? HELP HER? HOGGLE: AFTER YOUR WARNINGS? HOGGLE: HA HA HA! JARETH: OH, DEAR. POOR HOGHEAD. HOGGLE: HOGGLE. JARETH: I'VE JUST NOTICED YOUR LOVELY JEWELS ARE MISSING. HOGGLE: UH, OH, YES! HOGGLE: SO THEY ARE. HOGGLE: MY LOVELY JEWELS, MISSING. SARAH: LUDO! HOGGLE: I'D BETTER FIND THEM. HOGGLE: FIRST, I'M OFF TO TAKE THE LADY HOGGLE: TO THE BEGINNING OF THE LABYRINTH. JARETH: WAIT! JARETH: I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER PLAN. JARETH: GIVE HER THIS. HOGGLE: W-WHAT IS IT? JARETH: IT'S A PRESENT. HOGGLE: WILL IT HURT HER? JARETH: NOW, WHY THE CONCERN? HOGGLE: I WON'T HARM HER. JARETH: COME, HOGBRAIN! I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, JARETH: LOSING YOUR HEAD OVER A GIRL. HOGGLE: I AIN'T LOST MY HEAD. JARETH: YOU DON'T THINK A YOUNG GIRL JARETH: COULD LIKE A REPULSIVE LITTLE SCAB LIKE YOU, DO YOU? HOGGLE: WELL, SHE SAID WE WAS-- JARETH: WHAT? BOSOM COMPANIONS? JARETH: FRIENDS? HOGGLE: AHH. DON'T MATTER. JARETH: YOU'LL GIVE HER THAT, HOGGLE, JARETH: OR I'LL TIP YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH! HOGGLE: YES. RIGHT. JARETH: AND, HOGGLE, IF SHE EVER KISSES YOU, JARETH: I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PRINCE. HOGGLE: Y-YOU WILL? JARETH: PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH! HA HA HA! SARAH: LUDO? SARAH: LUDO? [SNAP] [TAP TAP TAP] SARAH: WHAT'S GOING ON? FIREY: YAH! FIREY: HA HA HA! FIREY: YAHOO! SARAH: WHAT DO YOU WANT? FIREY: AHA! FIREY: WE'RE OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. FIREY: THAT'S RIGHT! FIREY: YEAH! FIREYS: WHOO! FIREY: / DON'T HAVE NO PROBLEMS / FIREYS: / NO PROBLEMS / FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO SUITCASE / FIREYS: / NO SUITCASE / FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO CLOTHES TO WORRY ABOUT / FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO REAL ESTATE / FIREY: / OR JEWELRY OR GOLD MINES TO HANG ME UP / FIREY: / I JUST THROW IN MY HAND / FIREYS: / THROW IN HIS HAND / FIREY: / WITH THE CHILLIEST BUNCH IN THE LAND / FIREY: / THEY DON'T LOOK MUCH / FIREY: / BUT THEY'RE SURE CHILLY CHILLY / FIREY: / THEY'RE POSITIVELY GLOW GLOW, HUH! / FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG / FIREYS: / THINK SMALL WITH THE WILD GANG / FIREYS: / BAD HEP WITH THE WILD GANG / FIREY: DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD. FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD / FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG / FIREY: HEY, I'M A WILD CHILD! FIREYS: / WALK TALL WITH THE WILD GANG / FIREY: WHOO! WALK TALL! FIREYS: / GOOD TIMES, BAD FOOD / FIREY: BLEH! BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB! FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN / FIREY: YEAH! FIREY: ROLL 'EM! FIREYS: SNAKE EYES! FIREY: HA HA HA! FIREY: AH! [GULP!] FIREY: ALL RIGHT! FIREY: WHOO! FIREY: WHOO! FIREY: OOH! OOH! FIREY: GRRR! FIREY: WHOO! FIREY: YEAH! FIREY: OOH! FIREY: FORE! FIREY: HA HA HA! FIREY: / SO WHEN THINGS GET TOO ROUGH / FIREY: / YOUR SKIN IS DRAGGING ON THE GROUND / FIREY: / AND EVEN DOWN LOOKS UP / FIREYS: / DOWN LOOK UP / FIREY: / BAD LUCK / FIREYS: HA HA HA! FIREY: / WE CAN SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME / FIREYS: / SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME / FIREY: / AND WE DON'T CHARGE NOTHIN' / FIREYS: / NOTHIN' AT ALL / FIREY: / JUST STRUT YOUR NASTY STUFF / FIREY: / WIGGLE IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH / FIREY: / GET THE TOWN TALKING, BY GOD / FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG / FIREY: / THINK SMALL / FIREYS: / THINK SMALL WITH THE WILD GANG / FIREY: BAD HEP! FIREYS: / BAD HEP, HAPPY WILD GANG / FIREY: HEY, LISTEN UP! FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD, CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN / FIREYS: / WITH THE WILD GANG / FIREY: SHAKE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD. FIREY: TAP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FEET. FIREYS: / GOOD TIMES, BAD FOOD // FIREY: COME ON, COME ON! SARAH: OH! OH! FIREY: HEY! FIREY: HER HEAD DON'T COME OFF! SARAH: OF COURSE IT DOESN'T! FIREY: SHE'S RIGHT. IT'S STUCK ON. FIREY: WHERE YOU GOING WITH A HEAD LIKE THAT? FIREY: I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO. FIREY: TAKE OFF HER HEAD! FIREY: YEAH, LET'S TAKE HER APART! FIREY: HEY, LADY, THAT'S HIS HEAD. FIREY: HEY, THAT'S MY HEAD. FIREY: THAT'S A FRIEND OF MINE. FIREY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FIREY: HEY! FIREY: WHOA! FIREY: HEY, LADY! FIREY: IT'S AGAINST THE RULES FIREY: TO THROW OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS. FIREY: YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO THROW YOUR OWN HEAD. FIREY: THAT'S RIGHT! FIREY: WHERE'S THE REFEREE? FIREY: NOW WE TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF! FIREY: STOP HER, SOMEBODY! FIREY: COME BACK, LITTLE LADY. FIREY: PLAY THE GAME. FIREY: WHO GETS TO THROW YOUR HEAD? FIREY: HEY, YOU CAN'T QUIT! FIREY: THE GAME'S NOT OVER! [WHISTLE] SARAH: LEAVE ME ALONE! FIREY: WE GET A FREE THROW. FIREY: DON'T YOU WANT US FIREY: TO TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF? SARAH: HOGGLE! FIREY: YOU CAN LOOK LIKE US! SARAH: LEAVE ME ALONE! FIREY: TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD! FIREY: GET A SAW! FIREY: LET US TAKE OFF YOUR ARM! FIREY: AN EAR! TAKE OFF YOUR EAR! FIREY: YOU DON'T NEED TWO EARS. FIREY: THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER. HOGGLE: SHOO! GO AWAY! SARAH: HOGGLE! SARAH: YOU'VE COME TO HELP ME! HOGGLE: NO. DON'T KISS ME! DON'T KISS ME! SARAH: AAH! SARAH: AAH! HOGGLE: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! HOGGLE: AAH! HOGGLE: UH! SARAH: OH! SARAH: HOGGLE! HOLD ON! HOGGLE: NO! OOH! SARAH: OH, MY GOD! HOGGLE: BLAH! [FART!] [FART!] [FART!] SARAH: UH! WHAT IS IT? HOGGLE: THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH. HOGGLE: BLEH! UH! SARAH: I'VE NEVER SMELT ANYTHING LIKE IT. SARAH: IT'S LIKE... SARAH: LIKE... [FART! GAG! BURP!] HOGGLE: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT'S LIKE. HOGGLE: IT'S THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH. HOGGLE: HELP! SARAH: UH! HOLD ON! [BURP!] SARAH: UH! HOGGLE: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO GO HOGGLE: AND DO A THING LIKE THAT FOR? SARAH: DO WHAT? [FAARRRT!] SARAH: YOU MEAN RESCUE YOU? HOGGLE: WHAT? NO! HOGGLE: YOU KISSED ME. SARAH: AAH! HOGGLE: OH, MY GOSH. SARAH: DON'T PRETEND TO BE SO HARD. SARAH: I KNOW YOU CAME BACK TO HELP ME, SARAH: AND I KNOW YOU'RE MY FRIEND. HOGGLE: DID NOT! AM NOT! HOGGLE: I'VE JUST COME TO GET ME PROPERTY BACK. HOGGLE: OH, AND, UH... HOGGLE: UH, GIVE YOU, GIVE YOU, UH... SARAH: GIVE ME WHAT? HOGGLE: OH! AH! SARAH: OH! SARAH: HOGGLE! SARAH: AAH! LUDO: SMELL. SARAH: WHERE'S HOGGLE? [MUFFLED SHOUTING] HOGGLE: GET OFF OF ME! SARAH: OH, HERE! SARAH: HOGGLE. SARAH: IT'S OK. THIS IS LUDO. SARAH: HE'S A FRIEND, TOO. HOGGLE: A WHAT? LUDO: SMELL. SARAH: OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. [BURP! FART!] HOGGLE: OH, MY GOD! HOGGLE: OH! UH... [WHEEZES] SARAH: THERE'S A BRIDGE. SARAH: COME ON. HOGGLE: WATCH IT. HOGGLE: YOU STEP IN THIS STUFF, HOGGLE: AND YOU'LL STINK FOREVER. DIDYMUS: STOP! DIDYMUS: STOP, I SAY! SARAH: WE HAVE TO GET ACROSS. DIDYMUS: WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, NO ONE MAY CROSS. SARAH: I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. HOGGLE: WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS STENCH. LUDO: SMELL BAD! DIDYMUS: STENCH? OF WHAT SPEAKETH THOU? SARAH: THE SMELL. DIDYMUS: I SMELL NOTHING. DIDYMUS: I LIVE BY MY SENSE OF SMELL. [SNIFF] DIDYMUS: THE AIR IS SWEET AND FRAGRANT, DIDYMUS: AND NONE MAY PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! LUDO: SMELL BAD! HOGGLE: OH, GET OUT OF MY WAY! DIDYMUS: I'M SWORN TO DO MY DUTY! HOGGLE: OOH! SARAH: LET US GET ACROSS. DIDYMUS: HOLD! DIDYMUS: OOH! DIDYMUS: I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU! SARAH: HOGGLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DIDYMUS: LET GO OF MY STAFF! DIDYMUS: YAAH! DIDYMUS: HA-HA! LUDO: HMM? DIDYMUS: ALL RIGHT, THEN. I CAN CONQUER THIS MOUNTAIN. LUDO: GRR! DIDYMUS: WHOA! LUDO: AAH! DIDYMUS: AAH! DIDYMUS: HA HA! DIDYMUS: YAH, YAH, YAH! DIDYMUS: THOU MUST DO BETTER THAN THAT! DIDYMUS: GIVE UP? HA HA! DIDYMUS: ENOUGH! DIDYMUS: NEVER HAVE I MET MY MATCH IN BATTLE, DIDYMUS: YET THIS NOBLE NIGHT HAS FOUGHT ME DIDYMUS: TO A STANDSTILL! SARAH: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, LUDO? LUDO: SMELL. DIDYMUS: SIR LUDO, I, SIR DIDYMUS, YIELD TO THEE. DIDYMUS: COME, LET US BE BROTHERS HENCEFORTH DIDYMUS: AND FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT AS ONE! DIDYMUS: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LUDO: LUDO GET BROTHER. DIDYMUS: WELL MET, SIR LUDO. SARAH: GOOD. COME ON. DIDYMUS: YOU FORGET MY SACRED VOW, MY LADY. DIDYMUS: I CANNOT LET YOU PASS. SARAH: BUT LUDO IS YOUR BROTHER. DIDYMUS: I MUST DEFEND MY OATH TO THE DEATH. LUDO: THE SMELL! SARAH: LET'S HANDLE THIS LOGICALLY. SARAH: WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU SWORN? DIDYMUS: I HAVE SWORN WITH MY LIFEBLOOD DIDYMUS: NO ONE SHALL PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. SARAH: WELL... SARAH: MAY WE HAVE YOUR PERMISSION? DIDYMUS: WELL, I, UH... DIDYMUS: UH... LUDO: NO. DIDYMUS: YES. SARAH: THANK YOU. DIDYMUS: MY LADY. SARAH: UH-OH. DIDYMUS: HAVE NO FEAR. DIDYMUS: THIS BRIDGE HAS LASTED FOR 1,000 YEARS. SARAH: NO! DIDYMUS: IT SEEMED SOLID ENOUGH. SARAH: HOGGLE! DIDYMUS: FAIR MAIDEN, I WILL SAVE THEE... DIDYMUS: SOMEHOW. LUDO: WHOO! DIDYMUS: CANST THOU SIT AND HOWL DIDYMUS: WHEN YON MAIDEN NEEDS OUR HELP? LUDO: WHOO! LUDO: WHOO! LUDO: WHOO! SARAH: THAT'S INCREDIBLE, LUDO. DIDYMUS: CANST THOU SUMMON UP THE VERY ROCKS? LUDO: SURE. LUDO: ROCKS FRIENDS. HOGGLE: YUCK. SARAH: HOGGLE. HOGGLE: MY DEAR! SARAH: THANKS HOGGLE. [FART!] [FART!] [FART!] [FAAART!] [FART!] [FART!] [FART!] DIDYMUS: SIR LUDO, WAIT FOR ME! DIDYMUS: OH, AMBROSIOUS! DIDYMUS: IT'S ALL RIGHT, AMBROSIOUS. DIDYMUS: YOU CAN COME OUT NOW. DIDYMUS: COME ON. DIDYMUS: THAT-A BOY. DIDYMUS: MY LOYAL STEED. DIDYMUS: STEADY. DIDYMUS: UP! DIDYMUS: FORWARD. DIDYMUS: AH, STEADY! STEADY, BOY. DIDYMUS: COME ON, AMBROSIOUS. DIDYMUS: JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO. [FART FART FART!] [FART FART FART FART!] SARAH: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. DIDYMUS: EXCUSE US. THANK YOU. [JARETH] \I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU.\ HOGGLE: I CAN'T GIVE IT TO HER. DIDYMUS: WELL, COME ON, THEN. DIDYMUS: WE SHOULD REACH THE CASTLE WELL BEFORE DAY. JARETH: LOOK, SARAH. JARETH: IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND? JARETH: SO MUCH TROUBLE OVER SUCH A LITTLE THING, JARETH: BUT NOT FOR LONG. JARETH: SHE'LL SOON FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU, JARETH: MY FINE FELLOW, JARETH: JUST AS SOON AS HOGGLE GIVES HER MY PRESENT. JARETH: THEN SHE'LL FORGET EVERYTHING. [BUBBLING] DIDYMUS: IS THAT MY STOMACH OR YOURS, AMBROSIOUS? LUDO: HUNGRY. SARAH: YEAH. SARAH: WELL, WE CAN'T STOP NOW. SARAH: MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME BERRIES. HOGGLE: UH, SARAH. SARAH: YEAH? SARAH: HERE. SARAH: HOGGLE! SARAH: OH, THANK YOU. SARAH: YOU'RE A LIFESAVER! SARAH: THIS TASTES STRANGE. HOGGLE: OH! SARAH: HOGGLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? HOGGLE: OH, DAMN YOU, JARETH! HOGGLE: AND DAMN ME, TOO! SARAH: EVERYTHING'S DANCING. DIDYMUS: YEA, VERILY! DIDYMUS: WHOA, AMBROSIOUS! DIDYMUS: WHOA! DIDYMUS: THE CASTLE DOTH LIE YONDER, MY LADY. DIDYMUS: MY LADY? DIDYMUS: MY LADY? DIDYMUS: MY LADY? DANCER: HA HA HA! JARETH: / THERE'S SUCH A SAD LOVE / JARETH: / DEEP IN YOUR EYES / JARETH: / A KIND OF PALE JEWEL / JARETH: / OPENED AND CLOSED WITHIN YOUR EYES / JARETH: / I'LL PLACE THE SKY / JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR EYES / JARETH: / THERE'S SUCH A FOOLED HEART / JARETH: / BEATING SO FAST / JARETH: / IN SEARCH OF NEW DREAMS / JARETH: / A LOVE THAT WILL LAST / JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR HEART / JARETH: / I'LL PLACE THE MOON / JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR HEART / JARETH: / AS THE PAIN SWEEPS THROUGH / JARETH: / MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU / JARETH: / EVERY THRILL HAS GONE / JARETH: / WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN AT ALL / JARETH: / BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU / JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN / JARETH: / IT'S FALLING / JARETH: / IT'S FALLING DOWN / JARETH: / FALLING IN LOVE / JARETH: / I'LL PAINT YOU MORNINGS OF GOLD / JARETH: / I'LL SPIN YOU VALENTINE EVENINGS / JARETH: / THOUGH WE'RE STRANGERS TILL NOW / JARETH: / WE'RE CHOOSING A PATH / JARETH: / BETWEEN THE STARS / JARETH: / I'LL LAY MY LOVE / JARETH: / BETWEEN THE STARS / JARETH: / AS THE PAIN SWEEPS THROUGH / JARETH: / MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU / JARETH: / EVERY THRILL HAS GONE / JARETH: / WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN AT ALL / JARETH: / BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU / JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN / JARETH: / IT'S FALLING / JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN / JARETH: / IT'S FALLING / JARETH: / IT'S FALLING / JARETH: / IT'S FALLING / JARETH: / IT'S FALLING / JARETH: / FALLING IN LOVE / JARETH: / IT'S FALLING // DANCER: AAH! AAH! AAH! HOGGLE: OH, SHE'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME. HOGGLE: WHAT HAVE I DONE? HOGGLE: I'VE LOST MY ONLY FRIEND, THAT'S WHAT I'VE DONE. HOGGLE: OH! SARAH: WHAT WAS I DOING? SARAH: OOH! JUNKLADY: OW! JUNKLADY: GET OFF MY BACK! JUNKLADY: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING, JUNKLADY: YOUNG WOMAN, HMM? SARAH: I \WAS\ LOOKING. JUNKLADY: HUH? JUNKLADY: WHERE \WERE\ YOU GOING? SARAH: I DON'T REMEMBER. JUNKLADY: YOU CAN'T LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING JUNKLADY: IF YOU DON'T \KNOW\ WHERE YOU'RE GOING. SARAH: I WAS SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING. JUNKLADY: WELL, LOOK HERE! JUNKLADY: HMM? SARAH: LANCELOT? SARAH: THANK YOU. JUNKLADY: THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR, JUNKLADY: WASN'T IT, MY DEAR? SARAH: YES, I FORGOT. JUNKLADY: NOW, JUNKLADY: WHY DON'T YOU COME IN HERE JUNKLADY: AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU LIKE, JUNKLADY: HMM? JUNKLADY: HA HA HA! SARAH: OH! SARAH: AH. SARAH: OH! SARAH: IT WAS JUST A DREAM. SARAH: I DREAMED IT ALL, LANCELOT. SARAH: BUT IT WAS SO REAL. SARAH: LET'S GO SEE IF DADDY'S BACK, OK? JUNKLADY: BETTER TO STAY IN HERE, DEAR. JUNKLADY: THERE'S NOTHING YOU WANT OUT THERE. JUNKLADY: NO, OH, NO! JUNKLADY: OH, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? SARAH: LANCELOT. JUNKLADY: YOUR LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT! JUNKLADY: YOU LIKE YOUR LITTLE BUNNY RABIT. JUNKLADY: YES, YES, YES! JUNKLADY: OH, AND THERE'S BETSY BOO. JUNKLADY: YES, YES, YES! JUNKLADY: WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT? JUNKLADY: WHAT'S THIS? JUNKLADY: LET'S HAVE A LOOK. JUNKLADY: IT'S A PENCIL BOX. JUNKLADY: GOT LOTS OF PENCILS! JUNKLADY: HERE'S YOUR PANDA SLIPPERS. JUNKLADY: YOU LIKE YOUR PANDA SLIPPERS! JUNKLADY: YOU NEVER WANTED THEM THROWN AWAY, DID YOU? JUNKLADY: NOW, THEN, WHAT ELSE? JUNKLADY: OH, IT'S LITTLE HORSIE. JUNKLADY: YOU LOVE LITTLE HORSIE, DON'T YOU. JUNKLADY: AND LOOK AT THIS! JUNKLADY: YOU GOT A PRINTING GAME. JUNKLADY: HERE'S A TREASURE. JUNKLADY: YOU'LL WANT THAT, WON'T YOU, MY DEAR? JUNKLADY: PUT IT ON. JUNKLADY: MAKE YOURSLEF UP. JUNKLADY: AND HERE'S DEAR OLD FLOPSIE. JUNKLADY: YOU'LL WANT HER. JUNKLADY: OH, YES. JUNKLADY: OH, YES. CHARLIE BEAR. JUNKLADY: THERE'S CHARLIE BEAR FOR YOU, HMM? SARAH: THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING FOR. JUNKLADY: AH, DON'T TALK NONSENSE. JUNKLADY: EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD YOU'VE EVER CARED ABOUT JUNKLADY: IS ALL RIGHT HERE. JUNKLADY: HERE'S YOUR LITTLE TOY CANDY SHOP! SARAH: "THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD SARAH: "AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED, SARAH: "I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE SARAH: "TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HATH STOLEN." JUNKLADY: WHAT'S THE MATTER, MY DEAR? JUNKLADY: DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR TOYS? SARAH: IT'S ALL JUNK. JUNKLADY: HUH? JUNKLADY: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS? JUNKLADY: THIS IS NOT JUNK. JUNKLADY: HMM? SARAH: YES, IT IS! SARAH: I HAVE TO SAVE TOBY! DIDYMUS: MY LADY! DIDYMUS: ARF ARF! DIDYMUS: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? LUDO: SARAH? DIDYMUS: MY LADY! LUDO: SARAH? DIDYMUS: FAIR MAIDEN, THANK GOODNESS DIDYMUS: THOU ART SAFE AT LAST! SARAH: WHERE ARE WE? LUDO: SARAH BACK. DIDYMUS: MY LADY, LOOK! WE'RE ALMOST THERE. DIDYMUS: THE GATES TO THE GOBLIN CITY. SARAH: LUDO, SIR DIDYMUS. SARAH: LET'S GO QUICKLY. SARAH: WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS, DIDYMUS: FORWARD! HOGGLE: OH, NO! DIDYMUS: OPEN THE DOOR! SARAH: SHH! SARAH: SIR DIDYMUS, WE MUST GO QUIETLY. DIDYMUS: ARF ARF! DIDYMUS: OPEN UP! OPEN UP RIGHT NOW! SARAH: YOU'LL WAKE THE GUARD. SARAH: QUIET! DIDYMUS: WELL, LET THEM ALL WAKE UP! SARAH: SHH! DIDYMUS: I SHALL FIGHT YOU ALL TO THE DEATH! DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF! SARAH: PLEASE, SIR DIDYMUS, SARAH: FOR MY SAKE, HUSH! DIDYMUS: BUT OF COURSE. DIDYMUS: FOR THEE, ANYTHING. DIDYMUS: I'M NOT A COWARD? SARAH: NO. DIDYMUS: THEN I SHALL FIGHT ANYONE, ANYWHERE, DIDYMUS: ANYPLACE, ANYTIME! SARAH: WE ALL KNOW. SARAH: NOW HUSH. SARAH: NOW QUIETLY. DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS, BE QUIET NOW. DIDYMUS: I DON'T SEE WHY WE HAVE TO BE SO QUIET? DIDYMUS: IT'S ONLY A GOBLIN CITY. SARAH: I SMELL TROUBLE. [SLAM!] LUDO: GRR! SARAH: COME ON, LUDO. SARAH: OH, NO! LUDO: GRR! SARAH: WHAT IS THAT? HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES? DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF! HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES? DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF! LUDO: GRR! HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES? DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF! SARAH: WATCH OUT! AMBROSIUS:NEIGH! DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS! DIDYMUS: ARF ARF! SARAH: DUCK! DIDYMUS: WILL YOU COME HERE! DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS, COME HERE RIGHT NOW! DIDYMUS: PLEASE COME. DIDYMUS: YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. SARAH: OH, LUDO! SARAH: HOGGLE! LUDO: HUH? HOGGLE: YAH! GOBLIN: AAH! HOGGLE: LOOK OUT! HOGGLE: GET OUT OF THERE! HOGGLE: BOMBS AWAY! GOBLIN: BLAAH! GOBLIN: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE. LUDO: GRR! GOBLIN: AAH! HOGGLE: MY TURN NOW! HOGGLE: HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS? SARAH: DROP THE AX! HOGGLE: I'M TRYING! DIDYMUS: COME HERE AT ONCE. [WHISTLES] HOGGLE: OH, WHERE'S REVERSE? HOGGLE: AAH! SARAH: GET OUT OF THERE, HOGGLE! HOGGLE: ABANDON SHIP! HOGGLE: YAH! SARAH: HOGGLE! SARAH: OH, HOGGLE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? HOGGLE: I'M NOT ASKING TO BE FORGIVEN. HOGGLE: I AIN'T ASHAMED OF MYSELF. HOGGLE: JARETH MADE ME GIVE YOU THAT PEACH. HOGGLE: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK. HOGGLE: I TOLD YOU I WAS A COWARD. HOGGLE: I AIN'T INTERESTED IN BEING FRIENDS. SARAH: I FORGIVE YOU, HOGGLE. HOGGLE: YOU--YOU DO? DIDYMUS: AND I COMMEND YOU. DIDYMUS: RARELY HAVE I SEEN SUCH COURAGE. DIDYMUS: YOU ARE VALIANT, SIR HOGGLE. HOGGLE: HUH...I AM? LUDO: UUUH. LUDO: HOGGLE AND LUDO FRIENDS. HOGGLE: WE ARE? SARAH: HERE ARE YOUR THINGS, HOGGLE. SARAH: THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. HOGGLE: WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? HOGGLE: LET'S GET THAT RAT WHO CALLS HIMSELF JARETH. SARAH: RIGHT! DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, IT'S SAFE NOW. DIDYMUS: NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. HOGGLE: ARGH! AH! CAT: MEOW MEOW HOGGLE: AH. GOBLIN: YOUR HIGHNESS! YOUR HIGHNESS! GOBLIN: YOUR HIGHNESS, GOBLIN: THE GIRL! GOBLIN: THE GIRL WHO ATE THE PEACH AND FORGOT EVERYTHING! JARETH: WHAT OF HER? GOBLIN: SHE, THE MONSTER, SIR DIDYMUS, AND THE DWARF GOBLIN: ARE ON THE WAY TO THE CASTLE! JARETH: STOP HER! CALL OUT THE GUARDS. JARETH: HIDE THE BABY. GOBLINS: GUARDS! JARETH: SHE MUST BE STOPPED! JARETH: DO SOMETHING! JARETH: COME ON, MOVE! JARETH: MOVE! SARAH: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT! HOGGLE: OH, PIECE OF CAKE! GOBLIN: COMPANY, HALT! GOBLIN: LANCERS, READY! GOBLIN: CANNON, FIRE! GOBLINS: CHARGE! CHARGE! CHARGE! SARAH: OH! SARAH: RUN! DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, TURN ABOUT! SARAH: QUICK! THIS WAY! DIDYMUS: CHARGE! DIDYMUS: NO, NOT THAT WAY! DIDYMUS: YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! DIDYMUS: THE BATTLE'S BEHIND US! DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS? DIDYMUS: SIT! SARAH: CAREFUL. SARAH: OK. SARAH: THROUGH HERE. SARAH: OK, COME ON, GUYS. DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, TURN AROUND THIS SECOND, DIDYMUS: OR I WILL NEVER FEED YOU AGAIN! [SCREECH] DIDYMUS: THAT'S BETTER. AMBROSIUS:ARRH! DIDYMUS: DON'T WORRY. I THINK WE'VE GOT THEM SURROUNDED. SARAH: DIDYMUS! SARAH: WHERE'S DIDYMUS? GOBLIN: FIRE! GOBLIN: I HIT SOMETHING, YES? GOBLIN: NO? SARAH: WE'VE GOT TO FIND DIDYMUS. SARAH: DOWN THIS WAY. GOBLIN: WHOA. DIDYMUS: GRRRR! DIDYMUS: RRRRR! DIDYMUS: CHARGE! DIDYMUS: HA HA HA! TALLYHO! DIDYMUS: AAH! DIDYMUS: AH! AH! UH! DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, YOU COWARD! DIDYMUS: OH! DIDYMUS: AH! DIDYMUS: AH! DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS! SARAH: OOH! SARAH: QUICK, IN HERE! HOGGLE: OOH, HOW'S LUDO GOING TO GET IN? LUDO: YRRURH! LUDO: NNH! GOBLIN: YOU IN THERE, YOU'RE SURROUNDED! LUDO: HUH? SURROUNDED? SARAH: GET OUT! SARAH: LUDO, CALL THE ROCKS! LUDO: HUH? GOBLIN: AAAH! LUDO: WHOO! GOBLIN: TAKE THAT! SARAH: AH! SARAH: HUNGRY? GREAT! SARAH: LUDO! DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, UNLOCK THIS DOOR! DIDYMUS: HUH! DIDYMUS: SO, HAD ENOUGH, HAVE YOU? DIDYMUS: ALL RIGHT, THEN, THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS, DIDYMUS: AND I'LL SEE THAT YOU'RE WELL-TREATED. SARAH: YAH! SARAH: LUDO! LUDO: WHOO! DIDYMUS: NEXT TIME, SURRENDER. LUDO: WHOO! GOBLIN: OH! YOH, YOH! GOBLIN: AAH! GOOD GRIEF! GOBLIN: STEADY, MEN! GOBLIN: STEADY, MEN! HOLD YOUR GROUND! GOBLIN: OK, I TAKE IT BACK! GOBLIN: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! GOBLIN: I'VE HAD ENOUGH! GOBLIN: I'M GOING TO BED! GOBLIN: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! HOGGLE: LET'S GO! GOBLIN: AAH! SARAH: WHOA, NELLIE! DUCK! HOGGLE: HA HA! MISSED! SARAH: OK, COME ON! GOBLIN: FIRE! GOBLIN: UGH! GOBLIN: HEY, I JUST FIRED YOU! SARAH: THIS WAY. GOBLIN: NOW WE HAVE YOU! HOGGLE: AND NOW YOU DON'T! [GUNFIRE] GOBLIN: HEY, NO PROBLEM. SARAH: SIR DIDYMUS! DIDYMUS: COMING! DIDYMUS: HI-HO, SILVER! SARAH: UH! LUDO: NNNNH! DIDYMUS: WHOA, BOY! WHOA, BIG FELLA! SARAH: THIS WAY. DIDYMUS: WHOA! STEADY, BOY! DIDYMUS: AH, YES. UP YOU GO! DIDYMUS: UP, UP! DIDYMUS: COME ON. DIDYMUS: COME ON. SARAH: NO! SARAH: HE MUST HAVE GONE THAT WAY. HOGGLE: WELL, THEN, COME ON! SARAH: I MUST FACE HIM ALONE. DIDYMUS: WHY? HOGGLE: YES. SARAH: THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE. DIDYMUS: IF THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE, DIDYMUS: THEN THAT'S THE WAY YOU MUST DO IT. DIDYMUS: BUT SHOULD YOU NEED US... LUDO: UHRR. HOGGLE: SHOULD YOU NEED US... SARAH: I'LL CALL. SARAH: THANK YOU, ALL OF YOU. JARETH: / HOW YOU'VE TURNED MY WORLD / JARETH: / YOU PRECIOUS THING / JARETH: / YOU STARVE AND NEAR EXHAUST ME / JARETH: / EVERYTHING I'VE DONE, I'VE DONE FOR YOU / JARETH: / I MOVE THE STARS FOR NO ONE / JARETH: / YOU'VE RUN SO LONG / JARETH: / YOU'VE RUN SO FAR / JARETH: / YOUR EYES CAN BE SO CRUEL / JARETH: / JUST AS I CAN BE SO CRUEL / JARETH: / THOUGH I DO BELIEVE IN YOU / SARAH: TOBY! JARETH: / YES, I DO / JARETH: / LIVE WITHOUT YOUR SUNLIGHT / JARETH: / LOVE WITHOUT YOUR HEARTBEAT / JARETH: / I...I CAN'T LIVE WITHIN YOU // SARAH: TOBY! SARAH: TOBY! SARAH: TOBY! SARAH: GIVE ME THE CHILD. JARETH: SARAH, BEWARE. JARETH: I HAVE BEEN GENEROUS UP UNTIL NOW, JARETH: BUT I CAN BE CRUEL. SARAH: GENEROUS! SARAH: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT'S GENEROUS? JARETH: EVERYTHING! JARETH: EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANTED I HAVE DONE. JARETH: YOU ASKED THAT THE CHILD BE TAKEN. JARETH: I TOOK HIM. JARETH: YOU COWERED BEFORE ME. I \WAS\ FRIGHTENING. JARETH: I HAVE REORDERED TIME. JARETH: I HAVE TURNED THE WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN, JARETH: AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! JARETH: I AM EXHAUSED FROM LIVING UP JARETH: TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF ME. JARETH: ISN'T THAT GENEROUS? SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD SARAH: AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED, SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE SARAH: TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY, SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS. SARAH: AND MY-- JARETH: STOP! JARETH: WAIT! JARETH: LOOK, SARAH. JARETH: LOOK WHAT I'M OFFERING YOU-- JARETH: YOUR DREAMS. SARAH: AND KINGDOM IS GREAT. JARETH: I ASK FOR SO LITTLE. JARETH: JUST LET ME RULE YOU, JARETH: AND YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING JARETH: THAT YOU WANT. SARAH: KINGDOM IS GREAT... SARAH: DAMN! I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT LINE. JARETH: JUST FEAR ME, LOVE ME, JARETH: DO AS I SAY, JARETH: AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE. SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT. SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT. SARAH: YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME. SARAH: YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME! [CLOCK CHIMES] SARAH: TOBY. SARAH: TOBY! SARAH: TOBY? SARAH: TOBY? SARAH: HERE YOU ARE. SARAH: I'D LIKE LANCELOT SARAH: TO BELONG TO YOU NOW. [DOOR OPENS] FATHER: WE'RE HOME. FATHER: SARAH, ARE YOU HOME? SARAH: YEAH! YES, I'M HOME. LUDO: GOOD-BYE, SARAH. DIDYMUS: AND REMEMBER, FAIR MAIDEN, DIDYMUS: SHOULD YOU NEED US... HOGGLE: YES, SHOULD YOU NEED US HOGGLE: FOR ANY REASON AT ALL... SARAH: I NEED YOU, HOGGLE. HOGGLE: YOU--YOU DO? SARAH: I DON'T KNOW WHY, SARAH: BUT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN SARAH: IN MY LIFE, SARAH: FOR NO REASON AT ALL, SARAH: I NEED YOU-- SARAH: ALL OF YOU. HOGGLE: OH, YOU DO? HOGGLE: WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? SARAH: YEAH! SARAH: LUDO! FIREY: HA HA HA HA HA! DIDYMUS: I SAY, DIDYMUS: DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY SCRABBLE? JARETH: / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE / GOBLIN: / WHAT BABE? / JARETH: / THE BABE WITH THE POWER / GOBLIN: / WHAT POWER? / JARETH: / THE POWER OF VOODOO / GOBLIN: / WHO DO? / JARETH: / YOU DO / GOBLIN: / DO WHAT? / JARETH: / REMIND ME OF THE BABE // / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN / / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY / / DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN / / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND / / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / GET ME UNDERGROUND / / SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND / / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU / / FOR WALKING AWAY / / BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH / / NO LOVE INJECTION, NO / / LIFE CAN BE EASY / / IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL / / DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL / / 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL / / HURTS LIKE HELL / / HURTS LIKE HELL / / BUT DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND / / OH OHH OHH OHH OH / / YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TRUE / / DOWN UNDERGROUND / / DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND / / OH OHH OHH OHH OH / / A LAND SERENE / / A CRYSTAL MOON / / AH-HAH / / IT'S ONLY FOREVER / / NOT LONG AT ALL / / LOST AND LONELY / / THAT'S UNDERGROUND / / UNDERGROUND / / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN / / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY / / DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN / / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND / / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / GET ME UNDERGROUND / / SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / WANNA GO UNDERGOUND / / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / IT'S ONLY / / IT'S ONLY FOREVER / / IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL / / THEY'RE LOST AND THEY'RE LONELY / / THAT'S UNDERGROUND / / UNDERGROUND / / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY / / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY / / NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN / / NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN / / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND / / SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN / / LET ME GO UNDERGOUND / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGOUND / / GET ME UNDERGROUND / / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE / / I'M MOVING DOWN NOW / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND / / SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN / / I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND / / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND / / I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND / / DADDY, DADDY, PLEASE / / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN / / DADDY, DADDY, PLEASE / / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN / / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY / / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND / / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND //